How Not To Be A Supermodel

It’s the second you’ve all been ready for*: my first ever e-book, How Not To Be A Supermodel, is out there for pre-order! Here!

An precise e-book that it is possible for you to to carry in your fingers. Or, should you desire my dulcet tones, take heed to along with your ears. You’ve cherished my revealing life updates, through the years, and also you’ve diligently learn by my farcical tales of woe (keep in mind once I virtually by accident penetrated myself with a shower faucet?): now it’s time to let me take you all the best way again to 2001, once I was a mere slip of a factor, leaving my regulation diploma to change into an immediately wealthy and well-known supermodel.

You could possibly name How Not To Be A Supermodel a memoir, as a result of I wrote it about myself and my recollections and the experiences I had as a trend mannequin within the noughties, however my God that makes it sound very severe. “Memoir” makes it sound as if I wrote my e-book within the 1800s. Within the drawing room, while mom did her needlepoint and Eliza practised on the pianoforte.

And let me ask you this: would a memoir, to your thoughts, embody a narrative about by accident happening a luxurious five-day vacation with a person you didn’t know? Would a memoir sometimes have a chapter referred to as Physique Like a Turgid Penis? Or – maintain on a second whereas I rustle by my notes – I’m Drunk and I’m Not Carrying Knickers? No it might not.

So sure, I wrote it about me and sure, it’s set prior to now, however don’t make the error of pondering that any painful soul-searching went into this e-book. Let’s not get the flawed finish of the stick, right here. I didn’t write it while sobbing periodically right into a starched linen kerchief, dabbing my eyes when it received to the insufferable bits: it is a rip-roaring riot of a journey by a decade of the unbelievable eventualities and stunning occasions that life as a non-supermodel threw up, and it’s chaotic and blundering and humorous and regularly ridiculous.

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OK, there are poignant moments. After all there are. In truth I used to be particularly instructed, once I received the e-book deal, that I needed to embody the bits that will create one thing of a speaking level. (As if me inadvertently changing into concerned in an impromptu intercourse present or virtually falling into shark-infested waters wasn’t sufficient of a speaking level.) And so sure, I’ve put within the tough bits in addition to the entire elements that may doubtlessly have you ever spitting out your espresso and embarrassing your self on public transport.

However principally it is a snort-inducing, extremely correct** account of all of the methods wherein I did not change into a supermodel. My obvious bodily shortcomings, my character defects and my spectacular capability to draw chaos and catastrophe in virtually any scenario.

You may pre-order How Not To Be A Supermodel now – the discharge date is twenty ninth August. It has already been heralded as THE ONLY BOOK YOU NEED TO READ THIS YEAR!*** and so I believe it’s a fairly protected guess that you just’ll like it. Pre-orders actually matter, apparently, and so should you solely ever click on on one hyperlink I put up then please make it this one. I’ll be endlessly in your debt.

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I’ll be again with extra posts in regards to the e-book and in regards to the technique of writing it as a result of it has actually been one of the best, most satisfying factor I’ve ever performed in my grownup life. In case you’ve adopted me for some time then you definitely’ll know that writing was what I had began to do on the finish of my modelling profession; running a blog was a really completely satisfied accident that took off into one thing nice and I’ve a superb and rewarding profession in social media due to it, however I’ve been hounding a e-book deal for a really very long time****. It’s a correct “full circle” second for me.